El Amorío · The Love Affair

“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”

~EDUARDO GALEANO~

*IMPORTANT NOTE*

Due to the current global health crisis, I will only be accepting bookings with a 10-day isolation period and minimum of 4 hours. Booking ahead is recommended as my time fills up quickly. If you prefer to romantically connect with me at a distance, you can peruse my virtual offerings below.

Honorarium

1 hour: $600**

1.5 hours: $900**

2 hours: $1200**

3 hours: $1600**

4 hours: $1800

6 hours: $2400

8 hours: $2800

14 hours: $4000

18 hours: $4500

24 hours: $5000

48 hours: $8000

Per diem: $2000

**Incalls are +$100 to my rate.

~Travel outside of SF requires a 20% deposit and 2 hr minimum.

~Dates over 3 hours must come with time in public.

~On overnights I request food, sleep, and platonic shenanigans. For best results, the NYT crossword and a London Fog are the way to my heart.

~Please leave the consideration in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom or another conspicuous place. If we’re in public, feel free to present it in a book or gift bag.

CANCELLATION POLICY

* Life gets in the way sometimes, I completely understand! If you need to cancel, please make sure to do it with 24 hours notice.

*After 24 hours, a 50% cancellation fee is incurred, which you can apply to any date within 3 months of the original booking.

*If a date is cancelled within 8 hours of our time together, I require 100% of my honorarium.

*If I have to cancel a date the day of (which rarely happens), I will return any deposit, as well as offer an extra hour for our next meeting.

Filantropía · Philanthropy

I love suitors who support organizations and causes that align with my values and sense of humanity. As such, I am open to dividing my patronage between me and one of the organizations listed here, or a similar group (and yes, this makes your time with me tax-deductible).

Please email me for further details!

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DIANA, IN VIRTUALIS RE

~Rendezvous in the light of cyberspace~

Custom photos ($100 for 1, $250 for 3)

Luscious photos tailored especially for you.

 

Your Daily GFE ($100 per day, $500 per week, $2000 per month)

Experience day-to-day Diana with occasional photos and terrible jokes – sometimes sweet, mostly dorky, but always yours.

 

Erotic Literature ($250 per 1,000 words)

For those who require a bit of literary stimulation. A project in developing passion and connection that transcends the physical.

 

Sexy Spanish Lessons ($300 per hour)

For expanding your Spanish pillow talk and salacious vocabulary. Possibly more useful Spanish lessons available upon request.

 

BroadwayHD Date ($200/2 hours)

Let’s dress up, order sushi and champagne, and keep the magic of theatergoing alive, even in quarantine.

 

PC Gaming Dates ($200/2 hours, $250/3 hours)

Let’s bond together over a coop, or develop a bitter rivalry in competitive mode.

 

Virtual dance lessons ($200 per hour)

Want to perfect your salsa hips during lockdown? I’m a nationally-ranked ballroom dancer (Standard & Latin) with extensive teaching experience and a gentle, humorous pedagogy.

Details via carrier pigeon or meet@dianaluna.ch

 

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I'm Diana Luna, a Latina GFE escort based in San Francisco. I'm bilingual and fluent in spanish. I'm available for hourly dates, dinner dates, overnights, weekends, local, and international travel. I am kink-friendly as a submissive and open-minded. I'm available in San Francisco, East Bay, SF, Emeryville, Oakland, Berkeley, and throughout the San Francisco Bay Area.