El Amorío · The Love Affair

“We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine.”



Due to the current global health crisis, I will only be accepting bookings with a 14-day isolation period and minimum of 4 hours. Booking ahead is recommended as my time fills up quickly. For those who prefer to explore with one another at a distance, feel free to peruse my virtual offerings.


1 hour: $600

1.5 hours: $900

2 hours: $1200

3 hours: $1600

4 hours: $1800

6 hours: $2500

8 hours: $3000

12 hours: $4000

18 hours: $5000

24 hours: $6000

48 hours: $8000

Per diem: $2000

*Incalls are +$100 to my rate.

* Travel outside of SF requires a 20% deposit and 2 hr minimum.

* Dates over 3 hours must come with time in public.

* On overnights I request food, sleep, and platonic shenanigans. For best results, lazy morning cuddles and breakfast in bed are the way to my heart.

* Please leave the consideration in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom or another conspicuous place. If we’re in public, feel free to present it in a book or gift bag.


* Life gets in the way sometimes, I completely understand! If you need to cancel, please make sure to do it with 24 hours notice.

*After 24 hours, a 50% cancellation fee is incurred, which you can apply to any date within 3 months of the original booking.

*If a date is cancelled within 8 hours of our time together, I require 100% of my honorarium.

*If I have to cancel a date last minute (which rarely happens), I will return any deposit, as well as offer an extra hour for our next meeting.

Filantropía · Philanthropy

I love suitors who support organizations and causes that align with my values and sense of humanity. As such, I am open to dividing my patronage between me and one of the organizations listed here, or a similar group (and yes, this makes your time with me tax-deductible).

Please email me for further details!

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